1.  Don’t exercise and eat lots of goldfish crackers by the handful.

2.  Get a great agent and join the union.

3.  Take your shirt off.  Show people what you look like.

4.  Let people laugh at your physique.

5.  Land lots of half-naked spots.

Congratulations!  With these five steps, you’ll be a super star in no time.

Using this method Greg Castle has managed to appear in the hit show Moonlight (half-naked), hit independent film Our Collective Ruin (half-naked) and now a hit Bud Light commercial (half-naked). 

You wanna’ work in this town, you’ve gotta’ work it.