March 2011
1 post
Bitter.
February 2009
9 posts
January 2009
6 posts
December 2008
1 post
September 2008
1 post
August 2008
4 posts
Vigilance. She raises a really good point: what’s up with all these rainbows?
July 2008
9 posts
New Ben Folds in September y'all. →
Today’s the day.
– the text Jason Mueller sent me early this morning in regards to our midnight screening tonight of The Dark Knight.
Yep. That’s Steven Eiler back there rocking the kazoo behind Rivers. So cool.
Am I missing something?
Why is a show called “Last Comic Standing” so devoid of anything remotely humorous?
June 2008
14 posts
I think HULU is trying to propose to me because it has been romancing me all week long. Yesterday it added Raising Arizona and today it added the entire first season of ALF.
Me: HULU, I don’t remember telling you I loved ALF.
HULU: I saw the VHS tape on your shelf and I just figured…
Me: (blushes) Awwww…HULU…You’re so sweet.
Young Turks
Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a head full of dreams He said somehow, some way, it’s gotta get better than this Patti packed her bags, left a note for her momma, she was just seventeen There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye They held each other tight as they drove on thru the night they were so exited We got just one shot of life,...
Your Potato Salad is Boring Everyone
A few things of note:
1. I’ve started riding the underground here in LA and have decided this will DEFINITELY become a trend throughout the summer. I save on gas, it’s cooler (temperature-wise AND aesthetically) and I don’t have to drive around for hours looking for parking around IOWEST or church.
2. Yesterday was an all time low in commercial audition content. It was...
I'm an 8th grader
I just got an email from SAG about a PICNIC and this was included as one of the events on the schedule. 2:30 pm
Kids Can Rock with a LIVE Musical from The Party Animals
Enjoy Mardi Gras Snow-Balls shaved-ice treats while supplies last! Is it just me or should they have found another way to describe those treats so that they weren’t sending such a subliminal message to kids?
You should be watching net_work. Period.
Stimulated
The mail never comes early at my place. It’s always arriving in the late afternoon, sometime after three. This morning I heard the familiar slam of the mailbox doors being opened and closed by the oddly early mailman shortly after eleven. Now that there are the prospects of residual checks, mail has once again become something to look forward to. My mailbox carries the same anticipation...
Sorry for the brief hiatus. Here’s a typically great/bizarre video for the new Mates of State single.
May 2008
12 posts
Swimming Pool
Heavy is the mind that can’t be told When its time to let it go Heavy is the heart filled so full with sorrow Worry cant help a single thing but When we’re out of our heads At least were out in the open The warning signs of a troubled mind It’s all the things we can’t see and can’t hide But when you kiss me in ways I’ve forgotten, Love is a...
How to get a job in Hollywood (the Greg Castle...
1. Don’t exercise and eat lots of goldfish crackers by the handful. 2. Get a great agent and join the union. 3. Take your shirt off. Show people what you look like. 4. Let people laugh at your physique. 5. Land lots of half-naked spots. Congratulations! With these five steps, you’ll be a super star in no time. Using this method Greg Castle has managed to appear in the hit show...
The line at the end of the Thursday bit, kills me.